Thursday, December 07, 2006

Free Firewater for Players Only

The Seminole Tribe of Florida is buying the Hard Rock business, including the Hard Rock Casino in a deal worth $965 million. The deal is seen as great synergy for the Seminoles as it was projected that Jenn Sterger was going to be working as a vegas cocktail waitress within the next few years anyway.

According to this article, U.S. tribes now collect more than $22 billion per year in gambling revenues. Meanwhile, the US government is still trying to figure out how to enhance its online gambling act because they want to protect Americans from reckless gambling. In related news, the NCAA is reluctant to institute a college football playoff system because they want to protect the academic integrity of its athletes.

2 Comments:

At Thu Dec 07, 12:34:00 PM PST , Anonymous The Big Picture said...

cocktail waitress for jenn is your way of saying glorified stripper, right?

 
At Thu Dec 07, 02:03:00 PM PST , Anonymous insomniac said...

bingo.

 

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