Rally Time

The brightside of gambling online is that even when you lose, there's always the next game. Well, as long as you have cash in your Neteller or Firepay account. So it's time to get the bankroll flowin' in a positive direction with the NFL. I'm going to keep the gameplan simple this weekend- bet against the god-awful QBs.

Carolina Pk at Tampa Bay. Did you see last week's Tampa Bay/San Francisco matchup? Of course you didn't, because Chris Simms was absolutely unwatchable. Add in the fact that Michael Pittman is dinged up and Cadillac obviously isn't right, and I think Carolina's defense might outscore the Bucs offense.

Cincinnati -3 at Baltimore. Remember a few weeks ago when Dom Capers was so afraid of David Carr throwing the ball that Carr only had 9 pass attempts for the entire game? I think Brian Billick may adopt the same gameplan for the Ravens with Anthony Wright at the helm. Just try to pound the ball with Jamal Lewis and Chester Taylor. But in the end, the Bengals offense will be too much. The biggest challenge for the team should come for Chad Johnson as he tries to create a new endzone celebration. My guess: he hides a bunch of Mr. Potato Head pieces by the goal post and jams them into the ball.

New York Giants -10.5 at San Francisco. There won't be many opportunities in your lifetime when you get to bet against Cody Pickett as a starting QB in the NFL. You have to take advantage of them when they come along. Eli Manning should pick the Niners defense apart, creating some internal conflict for Chris Berman, as his new favorite boytoy will be beating up on his perennial NFC superbowl pick.