Kobe laying the Beef...

Lakers open the season at Denver and there's a lot of hostility directed towards Kobe Bryant, with the crowd booing him everytime he touches the ball. Kobe's hit tons of buzzer-beaters, but does anyone in Denver call him "clutch?" Noooo. He's still one of the league's best dunkers, but does anyone call him "hops?" Noooo...

But you rape one high school chick.....