Stick it to the Man

Tim Duncan appears to be the first player to have found a loophole in David Stern's new "businessman" policy. While he may have to wear respectable clothes to the arena, he can keep his hair looking like a homeless dude in an alley. I guess Marcus Camby was right and the players do a need a stipend for some style. Maybe for the next game, he can cut holes in his socks and wear them as gloves on the sidelines to complete the look.