M&M Returns to 8 Mile

Mike Martz stopped dancing with Matt Millen and agreed to contract terms to become the new offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions. I'm not sure if this hiring will be enough for Millen to save his job, but I can be certain that it will have at least two effects. Rod Marinelli will be the first head coach to install a rear-view mirror on his headset so he can keep an eye on Martz at all times; and under delusions that he can put up Warner/Bulger numbers, fantasy owners everywhere will make Joey Harrington the most overpaid player in their league.