Tskita Swatted Again

Thanks to JSon for this one:

The Blazers waived Nikoloz Tskitishvili on Wednesday. Tskitishvili, a 7-foot center/forward who was the No. 5 pick in the 2002 draft, had been claimed by Portland on Friday after Phoenix let him go.

Less than a week on the squad, in the offseason no less, and they're already dissatisfied? What can you do in six days that will make a team think you're any different than when they first signed you?

As Tskita sits down for his first interview with coaching/management: "We hired you to sit on the bench. But after watching you sit down, I don't think your posture is right for the team."

or

"Tskita, good to see you! I'm glad you could be part of the team! Say, while you're up, could you change the light bulb right above you. Yeah, I can't find a ladder anywhere. Got it? Thanks. That's all I need from you. We're gonna waive you now. Bye."