Friday, December 22, 2006

A Christmas Quandary

So, even Duke fans must hate Dick Vitale by now, right? He's abandoned any thoughts of actually delivering anything even resembling basketball analysis and is just a collection of "OHH'"s and "BAY-BEES," and not in that classy porno way. Even tho ESPN2 was only able to show the 2nd half of the Duke/Gonzaga game, I still found myself hitting mute before the game was over.

The only time I turned the volume back on was when they were interviewing Kobe Bryant, who was in attendance. He didn't say anything of interest, but did anyone else see that monstrosity hanging from Kobe's left ear? It looked like something you'd use to tag a deer. I think Vanessa must have given it to him and told him it was the latest style in self-important athlete bling. But in actuality, it's a homing device so that Vanessa can track his every move. Can't say that I blame her.

So here's a tough question to ponder: If ESPN's holiday gift to you was the ability to remove one person from their roster, who would you fire? Sorry, you only get to choose one.

1 Comments:

At Fri Dec 22, 04:34:00 PM PST , Anonymous sammy said...

Last night was the second worst Vitale day I've seen, the other being the Pitt-Wisconsin game.

ESPN is really heading down the tubes.

 

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