Bringing a Donut Onto the Bench

Brent Musburger just announced that Louis Monroe will not be starting for Indiana because of hemorrhoid surgery he had over the weekend, but may still play in the game.

First, I'm sure Louis loves that his roids were just announced on national tv. Secondly, if you just had hemorrhoid surgery, the last thing I can imagine you'd want to do is ride the pine!

And to start the game, Indiana, like Monroe's ass, is on fire!