Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Who Can't Hold Your Jock Now

Have you ever fantasized that you were Mel Kiper, Jr? Sure you have. We've all sat alone on a Saturday night, put a couple handfuls of mousse in our hair, and reviewed game film of the day's college action to see how quickly the right guard for Vanderbilt can get out of his stance. Sadly, once the BCS championship game is played, all we have left are our Tivo'd copies of Jefferson Sports action whenever we want a little thrill. Well buck up lil' draftnik, the NFL Network feels your pain. That's why all this week, the NFL Network will be covering the Senior Bowl practices live! Want to see Mathias Kiwanuka run into a heavy bag? Channel 212 on DirecTv is the place to be. Who knows, maybe if you study enough, you might be able to discover the next Vincent Jackson or Mike Mamula! Besides, you wouldn't want to look like an idiot the next time you're discussing Jay Cutler's arm strength when throwing the deep out, now would you??


At Tue Jan 24, 01:47:00 PM PST , Blogger Zach Landres-Schnur said...

I gottta get me some mousse and direct tv, dammit!


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