Jibber Jabber

Quick recaps while I drink a few nightcaps:

Watching women's curling on the USA Network should give PTA moms everywhere hope that they too could one day be an Olympic athlete. As I write this, the Canadian women are kicking the United States' asses up and down the ice. If any good can come from this, it's that it will inspire American women to embrace the Olympic spirit and pick up a broom and put it to work around the house in preparation for 2010...

Villanova went nuts from 3 pt land in the 2nd half and beat Connecticut at home 69-64. UConn guard Marcus Williams scored 12 points, dished 5 assists, and tallied 3 steals- a basketball, a warm-up jersey, and a television camera...

Olympic Look-alike: Figure skater Emily Hughes and American Pie actress Alysson Hannigan. "This one time at skate camp..."

The Reds signed Adam Dunn to a two year $18.5 million contract. Last year, Dunn hit .247 with 40 homers and 168 strikeouts. 18.5 mil...somewhere in middle America, Rob Deer and Dave Kingman's heads just exploded...

Ok, it must be getting late because American curler Cassie Johnson is starting to look cute to me...