Quitting is Habit Forming

Three months after resigning as pitching coach of the Texas Rangers to take a front office position with the organization, Orel Hershiser has quit again (registration required), this time to accept a job as an analyst at ESPN. Hershiser (whose record-breaking 59th consecutive scoreless inning was probably the most historic sporting event I've witnessed in person) was unavailable for comment. Had he been available for comment, he probably would have said something along the lines of, "I've seen ESPN give prominent airtime to Sean Salisbury and Steve Phillips, and they don't know a darn thing. Just give me a year over there, and I'll be running the whole show. Or I'll just quit again. It's 50-50 really."

...In related news, a google image search of "Oral" instead of "Orel" will produce drastically different results than originally desired. The really weird part is that it's a combination of oral sex pics mixed with images of oral cancer. It's a stark warning that after receiving a mind-blowing hummer, you should resist the urge to light up a cigarette.