J-E-T-S W-T-F??!!

The New York Jets hired 32 year-old Brian Schottenheimer, son of Marty, to be their new offensive coordinator. Because when you think offense, the first name to come to mind is Schottenheimer. I'm sure that Brian Schottenheimer is well qualified to be running the offense of a professional football team. Why, just look at his resume: Coached for his dad at San Diego. Coached for his dad at Washington. Congrats, Jets' fans- you just landed the next Mike Shula.

The former Chargers QB coach is 10 years younger than Jets' QB, Vinny Testaverde. I'd love for Vinny to come back next year, just for the possibility that Brian tries to correct him on the sidelines, and NFL Films catches Vinny yelling to his coach, "Listen, I was throwing passes when you were still a gleam in your dad's eye!"