Ring My Bell

For those who only caught the ESPN report on Raja Bell's comments after being suspended for Game 6 of the playoffs, you missed this line from Raja:
"Every time you stick your butt out and try to hit me in my genitals, you’re doing it on purpose. That’s something you don’t do inadvertently and it was enough."

Back that thing up, Kobe. That's a pretty bold strategy on Bryant's part. Just one miscalculation on the thrust, and you'll find yourself attached to the defender. I haven't ordered the Magic Johnson Basketball Camp video yet, but I honestly had no idea that slamming your ass into another dude's nuts was a recognized post move. Luckily, Reggie Evans has the perfect counterstrategy for that tactic.

Bell also told reporters that he had "no respect" for Kobe. I guess it's true what they say. You can ram your ass into another guy's junk for 3 hours, but don't expect him to respect you in the morning.

Wait, I've got more!
-Hey Raja, watch out for those backdoor cuts.
-That's not what coach had in mind when he called for a tight man to man defense.
-As for the next matchup, with Raja Bell suspended, the Suns will opt for a double penetration from Barbosa and Marion in game 6.
-Whatever the towel boy is getting paid, it's not enough.
-Kobe figured if it wasn't illegal in Colorado, it probably wasn't illegal in Phoenix either.

Should be an interesting Game 6. I'm not sure if the game will be on ESPN, TNT, or the Playboy channel.