The Nightcap

Tonight's Nightcap is brought to you by candy apple martinis. Because it takes a real man to order a chick drink...

Floyd Landis renewed claims of his innocence when it was revealed that his testosterone levels weren't really abnormal afterall. They were just high compared to what the average French man is used to.

Michelle Wie is one shot behind Karrie Webb in her pursuit of her first LPGA victory. Wie will be the last one to the tee this morning in a threesome that includes Webb and (yikes) Laura Davies. There's certainly no doubt as to who would be the man in that threesome. This grouping is a disappointment to middle-aged men everywhere who in order to ogle the underaged Wie must endure the human erection-killer, Laura Davies, sharing the screen. Tho some might use the line during trash talking, it would actually just be a casual observation if Davies were to tell her opponents, "I've got chunks of girls like you in my stool."

By the way, the ladies' tour still has a long way to go when the final round of a tournament is marginalized to the Golf channel- and tape delayed as well. Why can't David Stern buy the tour and force the networks to cover the ladies that stand over the tee, rather than his current group of ladies who stand to pee?

Of course, if the LPGA did start getting some network coverage, the obvious choice for lead announcer is Harold Reynolds.

Lastly, have you seen the DirecTv commercial where Peyton Manning is audibiling at the line and then tells the viewers if they had Sunday Ticket, they could switch over to watch his brother Eli play instead? I just noticed that in that promo, Indy is leading 28-3 in the 4th with just over two minutes to play. But Peyton audibles out of a run and passes the ball for a touchdown, showing that even in his commercials, Peyton is padding his stats in a blowout!