Monday, November 26, 2007

Yet Another Reason To Root For a Perfect Season

I really can't think of a good reason to watch the Dolphins/Steelers game, but at least now it's worthwhile to check the final score on the espnews ticker sometime tonight. A morning radio show in Miami has been motivating the Dolphins with the oldest inspiration in the world: stripping. With each loss, the cast members have removed a piece of clothing. Now that Miami's streak has reached 10 games, the participants are beginning to look a little bit chilly.

While Don Shula and Mercury Morris's air of superiority was already enough to make me cheer for an 0-16 season, this doesn't hurt either. Sure, the station will probably just cover the final bits and pieces with "Power 96" logos...but this is Miami, and that chick in the middle looks like this isn't her first time stripping for leering eyes, so maybe there's hope aferall.

Update: It looks like Power96 ended the challenge with some lame "naked" baby pics. A lame radio morning show gimmick? I'm as shocked as you are.



At Tue Nov 27, 02:57:00 PM PST , Anonymous jason said...

The fake photos are probably for the best considering that with five losses to go, they would have graduated to hard core porn eventually. Never a good idea when one of your staff members is named "Big C". An even worse idea when it's difficult to identify which one "Big C" is. I'm guessing the blonde gal...


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