There Is Wisdom In The Mind Of A Madman

As you prepare for the weekend, take note of the sage words of Ron Artest. He said it in response to a Sam Cassellian gesture made by Brad Miller, but really its application is universal:

"Sometimes in life you've just got to do that. When you're doing something you may never do again, you've just got to grab your crotch."

Amen to that, Ron. As for myself, I'll be taking that advice tonight at Spearmint Rhino. It's not that I'll likely never be to a strip club again, but it's quite possible that I'll never be getting a lapdance from that particular dancer. Meth is a helluva drug.