Zen and the Art of Misogyny

From the LA Daily News :

Just for the record, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said Thursday he does not question forward Kwame Brown's manhood every time the two cross paths.
"The thing I do is that I meow when I go by him," Jackson said. "I don't call him a (sissy)."

Whew, Phil. That's a relief. You just meow huh? And we thought you called him a pussy. Our mistake. Sadly, this is actually an upgrade for Kwame Brown, as back in his Washington days, Michael Jordan used to repeatedly call him "faggot."

Here's some speculation on other motivational tactics for Kwame Brown:

...Phil could give him literature from Oprah's book club to read.

...Kurt Rambis makes the "diamond" sign with his hands anytime a play was called for Kwame (well, he could until Diamond Dallas Page sued him. )

...Kareem says "smells like sushi" everytime he works out with Kwame.

...Replace his jock strap with a maxipad.

...Have the PA system play, "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty," when Kwame is announced in the starting lineup.

Yup, before you know it, you'll have an all-star center on your hands. Either that, or a guy who goes through the locker room on a shooting spree.