Thursday, June 22, 2006

Musings On Bud Selig's Scrotum

I think we've all learned today that it's not acceptable to call Jay Mariotti "fag." However I will call Bud Selig a eunuch if he doesn't come down with some sort of fine and/or suspension for Ozzie Guillen within the next 24 hours. Selig, who has a legacy of spinelessness, needs to take a moment to step out of his lab where he's trying to devise a test for HGH and show some semblance of leadership in regards to what his league represents and tolerates. I know that if David Stern were running major league baseball, he would have already fined Guillen at least 100k and mandated to his umpires that the strike zone be squeezed on White Sox starters for the next 10 days. Selig, on the other hand, will likely release a statement saying how he is disturbed by Guillen's comments and he is creating a task force to investigate cultural sensitivity within the league.

(By the way, if you haven't read Guillen's pseudo-apology, you can check it out here. To paraphrase, he basically says, "I shouldn't have used the word 'fag.' But Marrioti's a fag." He then showed a ticket stub from a Culture Club concert in 1985 and told everyone to kiss his Venezuelan ass. )


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