Wednesday, September 06, 2006

You'll Get Nothing and Like It

Congrats to Annibal Sanchez for throwing the first no-hitter in MLB since Randy Johnson's perfect game in 2004. Of course, since the game was being played in Florida, the no-no was witnessed by about 2,500 fans (despite the fact that the Marlins are only 3 out in the Wild Card). Seriously, can't we relocate this franchise to a city that gives a damn about baseball?

As a reminder, Annibal Sanchez was acquired, along with Hanley Ramirez, from the Red Sox in the trade for Josh Beckett. That fire sale isn't looking so bad, afterall.


At Wed Sep 06, 11:19:00 PM PDT , Anonymous House of Sports Blab said...

I think he's also the first guy with a chick's name to get a no-no. (The Marlins announcer guys were pronouncing his name "Annabelle." I'm sure he loves that.) Somebody check Elias.

The beauty of the no-hitter was that ESPN had to pull away from fellating the Red Sox and show the Sanchez's feat in the middle of a Boston game.

At Thu Sep 07, 01:22:00 AM PDT , Anonymous insomniac said...

Well, Sandy Koufax had three no hitters, and Christy Mathewson had a couple, so maybe Annibal will be ok.

I'll bet it was a coin in the ESPN booth whether or not to flip away from the Red Sox game. Sanchez is lucky the White Sox were kicking Boston's ass, or else noone other than his immediate family in the stands would have even seen that game.

Red Sox fellatio should end soon. The team is out of the race, and football season begins tomorrow. If you hear a loud popping sound, that's ESPN removing the Sox-cocks from their mouth and replacing it w/ the schlongs of Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and Brett Favre.


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