I Don't Know But I've Been Told, Fixing Games Is Like Finding Gold

Still, as ESPN's Henry Abbott reminds us, we should give the man a chance. I'm sure Stern wouldn't have hired him unless he presented some great ideas for the league. Here are a few moves you can expect from the general in the coming months:
-Fire Dick Bavetta, not for incompetence, but for kissing Charles Barkley.
-Outsource training and development of officials to Haliburton.
-Forward any inside information of point shaving to the Arabian Horse Association. (to pay back a certain someone for taking the fall.)
-Ban Kanye West from all NBA arenas
Oh, and don't be surprised if officials routinely show up late for New Orleans Hornets home games.
Yeah, I feel reassured about the state of officiating now. Nice work, Stern. Mission accomplished.
Labels: Rebuilding, Sir Yes Sir
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