Donovan McNabb Sends His Regrets
Like Terrell Owens, I am also inviting Jessica Simpson to my next birthday party. Like Terrell Owens' party, it's unlikely that Jessica Simpson will actually show.
However to noone's surprise, Freddie Mitchell was an early arrival. Freddie wasn't there so much to celebrate TO's birthday, as he was just in the area looking for shelter and free food.
From the missing chapter of "How to Win Friends and Influence People": put them in the presence of nearly naked women.
Scantily clad women wearing different colored No. 81 jerseys with question marks representing the team name provided some of the entertainment for the guests.
Was followed by these endorsements from former teammates:
"It's a wonderful event and I'm just showing some support," Kearse said. "He's a wonderful teammate."
"I would go to battle with T.O. any day of the week. A lot of people don't understand him," said former Eagles receiver Freddie Mitchell, one of early arrivals.
I'm glad they settled on the scantily clad hostesses for the entertainment. Drew Rosenhaus' plan was to have mimes circulating through the crowd...
posted by insomniac @ 10:36 PM (permalink)
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Yeah, ironically enough, Jessica Simpson did not come to my birthday party either. Although, ironically enough Freddie Mitchell did make it. Go figure.
For reference next year, if you're tired of just handing out chicken wings and cake for free, Freddie Mitchell is also available to *work* at birthday parties. He's been a clown for the last 4 years, so the transition is natural. He sucks at juggling, but he can fashion the People's Champ's belt out of balloons.
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