I Just Needed a Refresher Course

Through the years, I've overindulged in many vices and diversions- poker, the stock market, porn, etc. - only to find myself overdoing it and eventually burning out. But through it all, one thing remained a constant joy. Sports. I've loved sports for as long as I can remember and could never get enough of it. Then a few weeks ago, the strangest thing happened to me. I actually got burned out on sports. It was a very disorienting and unsettling feeling.

So, as you have seen, I took some time off from the site. I spent that time doing the things that a responsible adult might do. I read a few books, spent more time with the family, and when I did surf the net, I went to actual news sites rather than sports. I stimulated some neurons that had been hibernating for a long, long time. And while that was a very satisfying and rewarding experience, as the days went on, I found myself missing the site. I missed having the outlet to make juvenille jokes about immature athletes. I missed the comradarie with other writers on the net. I missed having the excuse to surf the net for pics of coeds in various states of undress.

Fortunately, I didn't actually lose all that many readers since the majority of my hits come from people google searching for wet tshirt, erin andrews or louisville cheerleader pics. I think there have only been a handful of people who actually sought out this site for my commentary (Hi, Mom!). To those people, I apologize for the absence. To the rest- well, here ya go, you pervs.