Schwarzenegger Lets Bo Derek Hold The Riding Crop Of Government

Arnold Schwarzenegger has named actress Bo Derek to a post on the California Horse Racing Board. The position involves enforcing laws and regulations regarding racing and wagering at the tracks. And if there happen to be a few late night emergency meetings in the governer's quarters, so be it. Derek has been an activist for the humane treatment of horses and has written an autobiography which "links her life lessons with her understanding of horses." Plus, her boobs looked great in Bolero.

Like any shrewd politician, Schwarzenegger knows that if you have the power to appoint persons to government positions, it's better to displace a few cronies and yesmen in favor of chicks you want to bang. Right now, Gov. Schwarzenegger is going through his list of hotties from the late 70s and early 80s. Expect to see Morgan Fairchild named secretary of service and volunteering.

On the downside, this means that if Schwarzenegger becomes President of the United States in 2012, then Bo Derek will be in charge of FEMA.