Sometimes These Things Write Themselves

From Reader JSon:

George Karl, defending the Nugget’s decision to trade for convicted rapist Ruben Patterson:

"Early in our history, a lot of people came to this country who had a lot of problems and they came here because they wanted a second chance and a second opportunity," he said. "And, fortunately, our country has sustained that.”

It’s like George and Ruben read the “Give us your poor and hungry” inscription from Lady Liberty….and then decided to rape her.

George Karl went on to say “I like Ruben Patterson. I think the people (in Denver) should give him an opportunity to see if they like him, too." And that’s only fair. Really, the only people who don’t like him are the 16 year olds he paid to be his babysitters, forced into a bathroom and sexually victimized.

Yeah, I don't see why Denver fans would be upset. Sure, Ruben Patterson may have attempted to rape a teenager back in Seattle, but it's not like Colorado has any experience with NBA players forcing themselves on a teenage girl they trap in a room. Oh wait...